Albania Winter 2000

February 28

From our home office in Tirana, Albania. Here's a list of the top ten
things not to say to an Albanian horse:

10. "Have you ever tasted a French hamburger?"
9. "This ain't my first rodeo, you know!"
8. "Is the saddle on fire, or are we just riding fast?"
7. "David wants his ride now!"
6. "How do you like my shiny new spurs?"
5. "What part of 'whoa' don't you understand?"
4. "I'm sorry, this lane is for 'exact change only'"
3. "Do we really have to take your saddle off to play horseshoes?"
2. "Kentucky what...?"
1. "I've always loved the smell of Elmer's Glue"

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