Aferdita -- after I asked her how many times a day she looks in a mirror

Arjeta -- after I misspelled her name three times

Chrissie -- after I asked her what animal she looked like

Mona -- after I asked her how she keeps her scarf so white

Anna -- after I said her favorite food, "carrots!"

Ella -- on being asked to define true love

Besa -- one of Albania's youngest medical students after receiving her grades

Valbonna -- after I complimented her on the best fenced-in cabbage plot in the village

her reaction to the reminder that she couldn't climb a Christmas tree

personally knows one of the three blind mice

loves her chewing gum

was once featured in a dental commercial